Gilligan & Skipper were gay.
Mrs. Howell kept begging the professor to do her, but the idea repulsed him, so he rigged up a vibrator for her out of parts from the minnow and a petrified banana.
Professor was nailing Ginger & MaryAnn. That's why he could rig up an electric oven out of coconuts and tree bark but he couldn't fix the ship...he didn't WANT to fix the ship!
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Mrs. Howell kept begging the professor to do her, but the idea repulsed him, so he rigged up a vibrator for her out of parts from the minnow and a petrified banana.
Professor was nailing Ginger & MaryAnn. That's why he could rig up an electric oven out of coconuts and tree bark but he couldn't fix the ship...he didn't WANT to fix the ship!
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I know that one crunchy. Thurston Howell III got his wife to organize the save the coconut foundation taking all of her time and distracting her enough to play sugar daddy to obvious high priced call girl Ginger. By the time they were rescued she had all of his cash. The professor and Mary Ann says it all. She was my favorite also with those wide doe eyes and pouty lips. He invented a banana vibrator to enhance her pleasures. Well the skipper and Gilligan had a lot of time alone on the boat before the shipwreck so naturally they just kept at it, including the official homo hut. You ever wonder why fatass skipper had the top bunk? So when the others walked by and heard Gilligan complaining why are you always on top Skipper they thought something else. Come on little buddy, turn your head and cough.
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Mrs. Howell (Lovey to the rest of the crew) was the ring-leader of the island orgies presiding over the festivities with a whip and leather boots. Mr. Howell was impotent so he had to have some sexual excitement somehow so he was a voyeur throughout the whole thing, dressing up in a hood with a red rubber ball in his mouth as the rest of the castaways engaged in group sex.
Picture Mary Ann servicing Ginger while she serviced the Professor. El Iguana was right. Gilligan and the Skipper were gay. Most people thought that the Skipper called Gilligan his "little buddy" when, in fact, all along he meant his "little butty".
Picture Mary Ann servicing Ginger while she serviced the Professor. El Iguana was right. Gilligan and the Skipper were gay. Most people thought that the Skipper called Gilligan his "little buddy" when, in fact, all along he meant his "little butty".
I'm guessing everyone took turns with everyone and that's why noone really wanted to leave! I'm thinking some of those visiting natives were involved somehow also. I think Mr. Howell was banging Gilligan on the sly, just a hunch. I'm glad you guys are as sick in the head as I!:lolBIG: Especially you Froggie!:lolBIG:
Maryann was doing Ginger. They only teased the guys to let them know they can't get in on the hot lesbo action and "I'm having more fun than you". Typical hot females.
Gilligan + Skipper = Two depressed guys who really only had each other to have any intimate conversation with and try and sort out life's problems. They were'nt gay. Gilligan might have got lucky once, but I even would'nt bet on it with reduced juice.
Mr.Howell = Too drunk to get it up. Mrs. Howell = "I'm so happy to be married to a rich guy" So she did'nt care about the facts that he could'nt get it up and was wasted 24-7. They were republicans before republicans were really republicans.
Proffesor = Too enamored with his own intelligence to give a shit about anything other than just maintaining that he knows more than everyone else and he's smarter than everyone else. He could get laid if wanted too, but he's "too sexy for his cat"
The truth is they were all stupid as hell to be on a boat like that and that far out when the weather was going to be like the way it was.
But it was a good show, and I think I have seen every episode 2-3 times
Gilligan + Skipper = Two depressed guys who really only had each other to have any intimate conversation with and try and sort out life's problems. They were'nt gay. Gilligan might have got lucky once, but I even would'nt bet on it with reduced juice.
Mr.Howell = Too drunk to get it up. Mrs. Howell = "I'm so happy to be married to a rich guy" So she did'nt care about the facts that he could'nt get it up and was wasted 24-7. They were republicans before republicans were really republicans.
Proffesor = Too enamored with his own intelligence to give a shit about anything other than just maintaining that he knows more than everyone else and he's smarter than everyone else. He could get laid if wanted too, but he's "too sexy for his cat"
The truth is they were all stupid as hell to be on a boat like that and that far out when the weather was going to be like the way it was.
But it was a good show, and I think I have seen every episode 2-3 times
Wow! That is a great question. I thought about this one for a while. Even gay guys would have wanted a shot at that. Who can resist Maryann with her pig tails and Ginger with her big ol booty and flat tummy?! It just screams threesome. I dont know why people try to decide which one they would take. I mean they are a set. They come together.CAPN CRUNCH said:
arty: Pat, WTF are you talking about, Mr. Howell and Rock Hudson? I guess I'm not up to snuff on queers!In all seriousness, the first thing they should have done was eaten the Howells. I know it would be stringy old meat, but they were totally worthless, just a liability.
The next thing would be to relegate Gilligan to manual tasks and not leave him in charge of the important chit--how many times did they have a plan or means to get rescued and Gilligan farked the whole thing up?
Then Skipper needs to be placed on a diet--I'm sure food was at a premium, and after MaryAnn spent 9 hours making a coconut cream pie the last thing she needs to see is Skipper wolf it down in 4 bites.
Next would be to empregnate Ginger & Maryann so they could either breed more workers or they kids could be eaten for dinner.
I want my babyback babyback babyback babyback....
(And you thought you were a sick-o, CapnCrunch?)
The next thing would be to relegate Gilligan to manual tasks and not leave him in charge of the important chit--how many times did they have a plan or means to get rescued and Gilligan farked the whole thing up?
Then Skipper needs to be placed on a diet--I'm sure food was at a premium, and after MaryAnn spent 9 hours making a coconut cream pie the last thing she needs to see is Skipper wolf it down in 4 bites.
Next would be to empregnate Ginger & Maryann so they could either breed more workers or they kids could be eaten for dinner.
I want my babyback babyback babyback babyback....
(And you thought you were a sick-o, CapnCrunch?)
Gilligan's Island Drinkers
http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/issues/10_05/1006_seven_steps.htm
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http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/issues/10_05/1006_seven_steps.htm
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I believe threads like this is the reason they started daytime baseball games.
By the way, you guys have it all wrong. Gilligan was always screwing up everything because he didnt want to leave. He was getting all the action. He knew that as a nerd the only chance to had was to get rid of the competition. He set up the 3 hour tour with the chicks he wanted. Intentionally went into the storm, even plotted out the desserted island beforehand. He knew the Skipper, Professor and Mr Howell were no threat and he could have Maryanne and Ginger all to himself. The reason he was on the bottom bunk was for late night booty calls.
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By the way, you guys have it all wrong. Gilligan was always screwing up everything because he didnt want to leave. He was getting all the action. He knew that as a nerd the only chance to had was to get rid of the competition. He set up the 3 hour tour with the chicks he wanted. Intentionally went into the storm, even plotted out the desserted island beforehand. He knew the Skipper, Professor and Mr Howell were no threat and he could have Maryanne and Ginger all to himself. The reason he was on the bottom bunk was for late night booty calls.
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My first act as commissioner of baseball would be to require at least one day game everyday of the MLB season. Secondly, I would guarantee the World Series is played somewhere warm!Tomorrow's Newspaper said:
Now , back to important stuff. I wonder if the Professor could get scores on that little radio of his?
